Ten Tenets of the True Ohioan
We are the best state in the union. Fight me if you feel different.
1. Thou Shall Defend Ohio From Outsiders
Anybody reading this humble newsletter understands that Ohio is a cursed, backwater state with politics closer to Alabama than any of us would like to admit. The truth, however, is something we only discuss amongst ourselves. Should an outsider attack us, Ohio instantly becomes God’s Country in which we can list r…
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