The Bengals Stole Our Season

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to them, though.

Joe Burrow a mere 13 years ago.

The Cincinnati Bengals are going to the Super Bowl. A sentence that, hours after becoming official, still feels surreal to type.

This is like your one friend who is always presenting you with get-rich-quick schemes with murky legality. A mid-level marketing scheme one week. A cryptocurrency pump-and-dump the next. He is alw…