The Best of The Rooster, 2021
The Business Line was good to The Rooster in 2021. Here are some of the most viral stories.
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Dec. 31, 2021 — A bad day to be a hater and/or loser who prayed on the downfall of The Rooster. Today marks three years of service in the face of a worldwide pandemic
This year, The Rooster was featured in the likes of The Washington Post and The Wall Street Journal.
2021 was the best year of The Rooster to date, with Urban Meyer and his anti-vax, pandemic-denying nurse of wife being the subjects of the most viral dispatches of the year. I would personally like to thank Meyer for imploding the way he did. Another man’s career disaster is another man’s financial windfall, as the old saying goes.
My favorite article of the year was, “Starcat Forever,” posted en memoriam of the beloved Starcat, who shuffled back to her home in the stars earlier this year. I still miss her deeply.
I also enjoyed writing about catching State Senator Niraj Antani and a lobbyist at High Beck Tavern and mocking the Westgate Watch as NIMBY losers who have nothing better to do than sitting around and watch surveillance cameras and trying to solve property crimes.
I’d also be remiss without highlighting special projects by Max Littman, who uncovered Senator Antani’s shady travel with an unregistered lobbyist and also asked why can’t Josh Mandel just say he’s Jewish?
So, without further ado…
The Top 50 Viral Rooster Dispatches of 2021
Niraj Fly Me Out (by Max Littman)
Why Can’t Josh Mandel Say He’s Jewish? (by Max Littman)
Congratulations, You Qualify For An Ohio Medical Marijuana Card
All the Mean Things Wall Street Journal Subscribers Said About Me Yesterday
That Time Emilia Sykes’ Family Sued an HBCU in Federal Court When She Lost a Beauty Pageant
Let’s All Laugh at Blundering Matt Borges (by Travis Irvine)
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