The Extremely Cursed Sugar Family

I'm aware of this concept and now you must be too.

My good friend “Champ” recently bought a bar on the Near East Side which is an interesting development for my ongoing quest to avoid alcohol throughout January.

Anyway I was sitting there the other night drinking water and pretending the New Year officially doesn’t start until next Monday. I’m talking with this woman who is 27 and a nurse practitioner w…