The Greatest Day of My Life
I'm suspended from Twitter for a week and the Browns are 3-1!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD! What a beautiful day. I woke up today not wearing any pants. Normally that portends some shit went down in my life. But not September 4th, 2020! No sir!
Where to even begin? First of all, I’m in love with a wickedly smart and hilarious KGB agent who moonlights as the sexiest woman in the world. I simply can’t get enough of this woman.
Second…
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