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The Holy Rollers get desperate

The Holy Rollers get desperate

And once again, they played a major card without first counting the votes.

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Mar 31, 2023
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a picture showing derek merrin's hilarious attempt at a tapered fade
State Rep. Derek Merrin (R-Monclova) debuted a new hairstyle this week during the House session that showcases the dangers of ordering a “get laid fade” from a barber old enough to have served in the Korean War.

State Rep. Derek Merrin (R-Monclova), State Senate President Matt Huffman (R-Lima), and their Holy Roller legislative colleagues have a problem.

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