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The most predictable fold of all time

Senate Democrats fold a winning hand, Mayor Suburbs goes through with his threat, and Gary Click catches heinous, albeit unsurprising allegations in Fremont.

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D.J. Byrnes
Nov 10, 2025
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“I think we should demolish the United States Senate and extradite all but maybe three Senators to The Hague,” is one of my wacky political beliefs that gets more popular every day, thanks to our current predicament.

Take last night, when a group of centrist Senators (repetitive, I know) caved a winning hand on the gov…

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