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The One You've Been Waiting For

And here we go, another day pretending I'm not insane.

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D.J. Byrnes
Feb 17, 2020
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There are many things that happen during a presidential campaign that go unnoticed by people who aren’t mentally ill enough to follow these things blow-by-blow.

Even as somebody who detests Mayor Pete, I did not expect his white campaign manager would create a Nigerian sock puppet account on Twitter. And yet that’s exactly what she did!

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