[The Rooster Clucks Late Today]

Oh my god... Not my problem.

As many of you know, I started dating a natural storm last week .She is hot and also drinking wine at my house. I’m not responsible for what happens but I will gladly bark at the freaks before noon.

THOSE WMDs. Five ways to avoid paying taxes on Social Security benefits… How Angela Merkel’s great migrant gamble paid off… Why I’m always late… Uber and Lyf…