The Rooster Contracts the Novel Coronavirus

We are not, under any circumstances, going out like Stan Chera. Do not put in the paper that The Rooster is going out like Stan Chera.

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The Rooster admits to thinking that, over the two years since coronavirus sauntered into our lives, that perhaps there was something to the myth that type-O blood had a secret sauce against the virus.

I had escaped every sort of close contact you can have, and it’s not like I did that sitting at home every weekend. Just …