The Rooster Crows Late (Again)

Tito's Handmade Vodka wins another round against area man.

A neighbor a couple doors down from me owns a rooster. Why? I have no idea.

As a child who lived in the city, at some point I came to think that roosters only crowed at sunrise. That’s false. That motherfucker crows at all hours of the day. I’d probably be annoyed if I were a gentrifier and not a mentally ill blogger with a myriad of substance abuse iss…