I’m cashing in my chips on 2022 early. Normal service will resume on Monday, January, 2nd, which will officially mark The Rooster’s fourth year of operation.
This is also your last chance to redeem the year-end 50 percent off sale. I know some of you freeloaders got paid today! Why not buy a subscription to The Rooster and ruin a state legislator’s day? Small price to pay for over 225 dispatches a year.
This week in The Rooster…
I accidentally locked yesterday’s column. My bad on that! All the columns listed below are free for all. Unfortunately, this is a business and the paywall will be back Monday if you don’t subscribe today.
The Rooster’s Most Read Stories of 2022. From Jeni’s Ice Cream to Frank LaRose’s racist high school yearbook… it was another record year for the most humble newsletter in Columbus, Ohio.
The Rooster’s Resolutions v2.023. Looking ahead to the year to come.
What do you want to see from The Rooster in 2023? I would love to hear from you.
The Rooster’s Top 5 Most Wanted in 2023. The Ohio political figures I would most like to see arrested by the FBI.
As always, be sure to follow The Rooster on Twitter for all of Ohio’s depravity, all the time.
THOSE WMDs. The truth and tragedy of Moriah Wilson… How cities became accidental animal havens… The bike thieves of Burlington, Vermont… A very concise history of racism in wrestling… The rise of the scented-candle industrial complex.