The Rooster in Review: I hope you like Red Lobster
The Rooster in Review: I hope you like Red Lobster
The Rooster plans to dine with a Columbus Twitter celebrity tomorrow.
Stay tuned for Monday’s dispatch featuring an interview with Twitter enigma Red Lobster Lover Joe, the man behind my favorite account on that hell site. And yes, we’ll be coming to you from Red Lobster.
If you have any questions for Joe, drop them in the comments and see them answered by the legend himself.
This week in Ohio Man…
If you see people moping around your city, it’s because they’re sad about the King of Ohio passing.
From 10tv.com:
ASHLAND, Ohio — "Grandpa" Baum, the man behind Grandpa's Cheesebarn & Sweeties Chocolates, died on Thursday at the age of 93.
The beloved business, popular with many who travel between Cleveland and Columbus, posted on Facebook saying Paul Baum passed away just four days after celebrating 73 years of marriage with his wife.
The post said, "We've been blessed with their guidance & presence all these years. The Lord has a greater purpose & has called him home for Christmas. Heaven gained a sweet smile, so say cheese & a prayer for our family."
Happy trails, brother.
This week in The Rooster
When fascists come to your city. Comparing the CDP’s response to George Floyd protests and avowed fascists.
City Council can take my blunt wraps from my cold, dead hands. The dumb idea from city council is this week’s top dispatch.
Measles are just the start. A measles outbreak is a glimpse into Ohio’s future controlled by anti-vax crackpots.
What can methane do for you? After winning sweeping re-election, Ohio Republicans went to the Lame Duck Legislature and did what they do best: Reward corporate profiteers at the expense of the rest of us.
Only one kind of bias is problematic on the Civilian Review Board. The mayor’s angry response to a member of the Civilian Review Board shows he doesn’t want the police critically reviewed in the first place.
As always, be sure to follow The Rooster on Twitter for all of Ohio’s depravity. All the time.
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