The Rooster Leaves the Yard

Fuck it, The Rooster is introducing the "Two for Free Thursday" gimmick. Stay tuned for what that means.

The Rooster has been pondering new ways to spring his product on unsuspecting customers.

Well, welcome to the Thursday Thunderdome, aka “Two for Three Thursday. ”

What does that mean? We’re putting out three stories today. One will be locked. The other two will be public.

Please throw rubies in our general direction to support this important project. You won't regret it.

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