The Twin Terrors of Twitter & Tito

Now is as good as any time to try to break the most toxic relationship in my life.

I uncorked an insane bender this weekend even by my alcoholic standards. As I was laying there Sunday afternoon, sweating and vomiting and googling the symptoms of withdrawal-caused organ failure, I came to accept the fact that my relationship with Tito’s Handmade Vodka is no longer in my best interest and the only thing to do is “what the sober people …