Them crypto cowboys skedaddled

Your friends who were into crypto last year? They likely lost everything they invested.

Bitcoin is fake nerd currency favored by pedophiles and cyber criminals. Crypto’s only utility to the average person is being able to buy narcotics on one of the many decentralized drug markets on the dark web (or so I’ve read).

It is not an investment vehicle. It is not the future of currency. It is not anything other than a legalized Ponzi scheme. The …