There Are No Actual Qualifications for the Booster Shot
You can get one if you want one, and you should with the holiday season upon us.
Back in middle and high school, and probably college, I had no problem looking down on Kentucky as a society of toothless, cousin-fucking hillbillies. “Cincinnati is in Kentucky, hurr! Hurr! Hurr! I’m so funny!”
That was pitiful gutter thinking of my part. Even if Kentucky were a bastion of inbreeding, it’s not like Ohio would have any room to talk. Kent…
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