Time Change, Fuck Off

We are once again killing ourselves in name of a law aimed to help farmers harvest their crops before electricity was widespread.

Welcome to the worst Monday of the year.

Every year, I spend months in the darkness of winter while thinking, “Well, at least the tilt of Earth is heading in the right direction. Eventually I will live in a world where the sun doesn’t set before 5 p.m.”

It’s something to look forward to, you know? It’s the light at the end of the tunnel while I try not t…