To Trade for a Predator

No matter how far you think the Browns can go, they will always remove a jackhammer from their pocket and chisel into a new, previously unknown circle of Hell.

Chris Hansen, who made a career out of catching sex cirminals only to be caught passing bad checks.

For years, it seemed like my Cleveland Browns were actively trying to lose. And for many of those years, they were. How else do you explain that dismal stretch of 1-31-1 in a league designed for every team to go .500 every year?

Somehow spending nearly two …