The Rooster

The Rooster

And now comes The Trial of the Century

The cost of freedom is never cheap.

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D.J. Byrnes
Aug 24, 2026
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A hyper-realistic image of the cartoon ogre, Shrek.

A Lake County judge ruled on Friday that it’s for a jury to decide whether a criminal offense occurred when Ohio’s fifth-ranked blogger celebrated the downfall of a powerful State Senator by texting him an objectively tasteful image of a nude cartoon troll.

You can read my legal team’s 113-page motion on why that ruling could be considered the latest miscarriage of justice since my arrest at the Statehouse on June 1:

Final Motion To Dismiss With Exhibits
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As I decided within minutes of my arrest for protected political speech: There will be no surrender. There will be no plea deal, sweetheart or otherwise. We’re taking this to the bridge, wherever that bridge may lead.

The Trial of the Century is set to begin on Oct. 8 at the Willoughby Courthouse; it will be open to the public and the free press, as it remains in America.

Unfortunately, the road to exoneration won’t be cheap.

As such, The Rooster is once again passing the hat for the Freedom Defense Fund to replenish the war chest ahead of battle.

The best way to donate:

  • GoFundMe

If you don’t want to pay GoFundMe fees, you can also donate through:

  • PayPal

  • Venmo

If you’d like something material in exchange for your donation, you can purchase these shirts from our friends at the Franklinton-based Supporter Supply Company:

  • Never Surrender Mugshot

  • Chairman Rooster

All proceeds from shirt sales will go to the Freedom Defense Fund. Any leftover funds at the end of this saga will be donated to an organization dedicated to defending the First Amendment.

The return of the hog voter? You’re hearing it more and more.

The anger has been bubbling in Ohio since at least November 2025, when Ohio Republicans suffered what one source called “a bloodbath” at the ballot box in school board races from Lima to Lake and Summit Counties.

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