TV Wants You Scared

Area "Bar Patron" is here to set the record straight.

[Screen cap via the illustrious Ben Koo, whom you should follow on Twitter.]

I was turning onto Sullivant Avenue yesterday morning when I noticed police cruisers and crime scene tape around the parking lot of my favorite bar, The Patio.

“That ain’t good,” I said while immediately turning left when I meant to go right on my way to taking my personal vehicl…