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TV Wants You Scared

Area "Bar Patron" is here to set the record straight.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jul 02, 2021
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I was turning onto Sullivant Avenue yesterday morning when I noticed police cruisers and crime scene tape around the parking lot of my favorite bar, The Patio.

“That ain’t good,” I said while immediately turning left when I meant to go right on my way to taking my personal vehicl…

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