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Up in Smoke

I love the smell of insurance fraud in the morning.

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D.J. Byrnes
Mar 02, 2022
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The artist formerly known as 889 Sullivant Avenue

The Columbus Division of Police, an institution known for its commitment to the truth, is currently looking for a sex worker named “Speedy,” who was last seen on a snitch cam video piling wood against the back of 899 Sullivant Avenue shortly before a raging fire engulfed the house.

The neighbors in the hou…

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