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We Beat the Brakes Off Them Bengals

Sometimes an NFL games come down to the hobgoblins off the field.

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Nov 08, 2021
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Well well well. Who Dey? Who Dey? Who Dey Say Gonna Beat Dem Bengalas?

Haha.

Here’s the thing. Bengals fans wanted that one. All week I heard that the organized crime family that made a living off stealing detergent from Kroger were going to entomb my team at the bottom of the Ohio River.

But for all the talk, for all the bluster, eventually the bill on t…

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