We May Need to Social Distance Until 2022
It's with a heavy heart that I report the nerds at Harvard are at it again.
It’s Day 33 of Self-Isolation. Like Day 32 before and Day 34 after, today’s agenda consists of all or some combination of Normal Man Activities:
Load/Unload dishwasher
Clean
Smoke one (1) blunt
Light a Nest candle
Run exactly four miles before collapsing
Pet cat(s)
Feed the outdoor cats living under my porch
Socially-distant jerking off
Grab an AK-47 and three a…
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