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We're Going to Ban Plastic Bag Bans

We're Going to Ban Plastic Bag Bans

That sentence is not a typo if you can believe that.

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Dec 04, 2019
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I want to apologize to Joe Biden. For a hot minute I thought he was easily the worst Democratic candidate running for president. But then two dipshit billionaires bought their way into relevancy and it turns out Pete Buttigieg is a ruthless careerist with fascist tendencies:

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