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D.J. Byrnes
Nov 04, 2019
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On another timeline right now I’m on my way to Southern France for my honeymoon after getting married in front of family and friends on Saturday. That uh didn’t exactly work out so instead I’m at my new place in West Franklinton with my cats watching me type my humble newsletter. If I squint hard I’m sure I can turn Bellows Avenue into Nice, France.

But …

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