What does the Ohio Democratic Party do, exactly?

ODP is bad at this.

“Lemmings off a cliff.”

Ohio, by and large, is a backwater outpost with rancid politics largely thanks to the Republican lizard cartel that has controlled the state for all but two years of my life.

There are a lot of reasons for the reactionary vise grip on this state. Lord knows I’ve made a small cottage industry out of my grievances.

But one big reason…