KGB Stacey turned the cursed age of 29 on Friday, so we bought the clearance aisle at a Lion’s Den off I-77 to celebrate the last year of her twenties while lodging in a 128-year-old hotel in Marietta, Ohio.
Most of my friends thought I meant we were going to Marietta, Georgia. Why the hell would I want to go to Georgia? Well, these freaks countered, why…