What Ohio Used to Be

Sex tourism in Marietta reminds me of what could have been.

KGB Stacey turned the cursed age of 29 on Friday, so we bought the clearance aisle at a Lion’s Den off I-77 to celebrate the last year of her twenties while lodging in a 128-year-old hotel in Marietta, Ohio.

Most of my friends thought I meant we were going to Marietta, Georgia. Why the hell would I want to go to Georgia? Well, these freaks countered, why…