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What's Another Clown for the Circus?

The Republican primary to replace Rob Portman just got more hilarous.

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D.J. Byrnes
Apr 07, 2021
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Ohio race: Another candidate jumps into the most competitive GOP Senate  primary in the country | Fox News

America elected a pill-addicted, racist and criminal gameshow host with a $60,000 weave as president to “run our country like a business.” The punishment, other than four years of chaos under Donald Trump, is a lifetime plague of wealthy halfwits that looked at Donald Trump and said, “Hey! I could do that.”

Unless you’re from Northeast Ohio (or, apparent…

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