Noble soldiers of the Patriots Caucus —
We begin today with a thank you to humble readers such as yourself.
For years, people have asked me—sir, when can I purchase one of those BARK WITH THE FREAKS shirts I always see you wearing? I want to throw more rubies at your feet.
Well, our long national nightmare is over. Today is the soft launch of what I’ve du…
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