At least after today we'll have an answer

But first... it's time to sell some graphic t-shirts!

Noble soldiers of the Patriots Caucus —

We begin today with a thank you to humble readers such as yourself.

For years, people have asked me—sir, when can I purchase one of those BARK WITH THE FREAKS shirts I always see you wearing? I want to throw more rubies at your feet.

Well, our long national nightmare is over. Today is the soft launch of what I’ve du…