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Who's This (Wannabe) Legislative Dipshit? Meet Congressional Candidate J.R. Majewski

Ohio's most effective Congressperson faces "a MAGA rapper" in a race that's rated "a toss-up" by those in the know.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 17, 2022
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Dark horse candidate J.R. Majewski gets surprise win in OH-9 GOP primary

The Rooster prefers Republican politicians in the mold of Donald Trump in that if voting for Republicans remains legal, let their politicians’ minds be consumed by thoughts of pussy and McDoubles rather than the intricate knowledge of every lever of power throughout government.

That’s why, outside of Josh Mandel’s humiliating third-place defeat in the Oh…

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