Why so serious?

If this is what serious business looks like, then I'm fine with being an unserious person.

One critique I’ve heard from the professional political class in Columbus, though never to my face, is that I’m not a serious person.

It’s a fair critique, I suppose. I probably use the words “pervert” more than most people in polite conversation.

I also confess that I’m not a titan of industry. I don’t have any employees. I don’t have any children. I do…