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Won't somebody think of the disgustingly rich crackers?

Cleveland Browns owner Jimmy Haslam is on the verge of co-opting our State Legislature at the cost of everyone else in Ohio who isn't a criminal billionaire.

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D.J. Byrnes
Mar 14, 2025
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Many Americans like the taste of fine Italian leather against their tongue. But that will never be me.

I view government as my attorney or, rather, the only entity capable of stopping the billionaire class from putting their boots on my neck.

If I have one criticism of the Republican Party, it’s their instinctual subservience to filthy rich crackers like…

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