You can't be talking like that, Boss Baby
J.D. Vance is about to learn how much Cincinnati loves Skyline Chili, a friend of labor shares a status update on Issue 1, and Nebraska arrests three of our dumbest criminals.
If you submitted a request for a free sticker last week, please know that all envelopes were delivered to the patriots at the United States Postal Service yesterday.
If you have not received your loot by this time next week, please let me know, and I’ll send you as many rounds as it takes to get your stickers in your hands.
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