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You Can't Do Crime If You're the President's Friend

Donald Trump is just getting started.

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D.J. Byrnes
Feb 19, 2020
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My brain has melted to the point I’m starting every article this week ranting against the bad-faith attacks against Bernie Sanders, the only Democratic candidate that will beat President Business Deals.

I’m driving to Michigan today and then I’m going to go to Costa Rica for a week on Saturday to drink 10,000 vodka-sodas unless Spirit Airlines crashes i…

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