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Jim Tressel looks to undercut one of Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign planks, a conversation with the Gigachad about Issue 2 repeal efforts, and House leaders no longer want to talk about the Browns deal.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 09, 2025
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I will try to attend the Ohio Republican Central Committee meeting later this morning.

I’m told the den of iniquity will feature a public peanut gallery so unwashed plebes can gawk at the pervert circus.

Despite what the haters and losers say, I can show some couth. And if I’m not immediately strong-armed out of the conference room by paid henchmen, I w…

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