I checked my phone yesterday on break from building New Crew Stadium myself.
“LOWER DOT COM?” KGB asked in a text. It’s a new feeling for me to be blindsided by breaking news as I’m no longer tethered to my phone for 15 hours a day.
I opened Twitter, which instantly dealt me 10,000 points of psychic damage:
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