Lower.Com Earns an Enemy

I have no idea what Lower.com is, and now I will never know.

I checked my phone yesterday on break from building New Crew Stadium myself.

“LOWER DOT COM?” KGB asked in a text. It’s a new feeling for me to be blindsided by breaking news as I’m no longer tethered to my phone for 15 hours a day.

I opened Twitter, which instantly dealt me 10,000 points of psychic damage: