6 Comments

Grandpa Sleepy Tea doesn't have to worry about whether or not his 24 (at last count) grandkids get a free lunch. His grandkids have 24/7 access to Fran's pies.

Expand full comment
author

That’s true…

Expand full comment

And they also get to attend private schools thanks to Ohio's hardworking taxpayers.

Expand full comment
Aug 9Liked by D.J. Byrnes

Always informative and infuriating. Essential reading.

Expand full comment
Aug 10Liked by D.J. Byrnes

Maybe the person who stole your bike was also on a spiritual journey to Caldwell?

Expand full comment
author

You know, I hadn’t thought of it like that…

Expand full comment