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A friend of mine did a stint as an Uber driver in Cincinnati. One of his random customers turned out to be Pureval, who needed an Uber to take him to his wedding. When my friend told me this, I said, "What kind of effing loser has so few (or no) friends/family that he has to take an Uber alone to his own effing wedding?". The answer.....Aftab Pureval, apparently.

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Feb 1, 2023·edited Feb 1, 2023

Can confirm from experience that OSU USG kids are greasy AF.

For historic examples see Josh Mandel and Juan Cespedes.

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Please don't forget about Niraj Antani. He's in the greasy hall of fame.

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Feb 2, 2023·edited Feb 2, 2023

Oh absolutely, lol, how could I forget. Taylor Stepp, who beat him in 2012, is still working his way up the ranks with lips adhered to DeWines ass, too, from what I hear.

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