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To Hell with the Rose Bowl

What's dead is dead, and I don't want to pretend otherwise.

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D.J. Byrnes
Dec 24, 2021
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UTES VS. BUCKEYES

I once said Ohio State fans would follow their team into the pits of Hell if called upon to do so.

The FOX camera—you know damn well FOX has the broadcast rights with Hell—would pan to the crowd during intermission, and there would be Big Nut in full regalia ready to tussle with the Prince of Darkness himself.

The Rose Bowl is a long way from Hell, as th…

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