When did dinosaurs go extinct?

State legislators polled by The Rooster believe dinosaurs roamed the Earth anywhere between 2,000 to 500 million years ago.

It’s easy to spot the best Statehouse lobbyists. The sauce lies in their dress and aura; they seemingly glide across the marble floors like wraiths.

Yesterday, I saw one such case in the Statehouse basement.

“I’m surprised you’re not in Florida,” I said, referencing the booze-soaked junket featuring Ohio House Republican leadership and various lobbying i…