Here's Max Miller's “Baby Making Music” Spotify playlist

The Bay Village GOP Congressman prefers the dulcet tones of R&B sensations Miguel, Usher and Jeremih when making love to women who, statistically speaking, will later accuse him of physical abuse.

Congressman Max Miller (R-Bay Village) won his seat in Ohio by essentially being a former aide to President Donald Trump known as “the Music Man.”

Trump’s tirades are legendary, but during his first term in the Oval Office, his senior aides discovered that his favorite show tunes could soothe his wrath.

Enter Miller, who earned the moniker “Music Man” by playing those tunes in a timely fashion. And in typical Ohio fashion, we sent him to Congress for his proximity to Trump.

But as it turns out, Miller knows how to call a tune in his private life, most notably when he’s looking for “baby-making music.”

We know this because Miller is on Spotify at “mlmiller41” with a profile that almost assuredly will be deleted or locked within an hour of this publication.

For the sake of posterity, here’s what the profile looked like at the time of writing:

We know this is Miller’s account thanks to the POTUS RALLY MUSIC playlist, his middle name being “Leonard,” and the account’s following of an obscure member of the Moreno family, who are still technically his in-laws.

Sure, Miller compiled this playlist long before he met his current professional bodybuilder of a girlfriend, but I wonder if it’s still in rotation given that Black people scare her.

And here, for posterity's sake, is insight into the id of a Trump rally, which features a lot of music that wouldn’t be out of place inside a gay bathhouse:

It makes me wonder if they had Music Man hooking his phone into the speakers at Trump rallies in 2019. Given Trump’s propensity for not paying his bills, it wouldn’t surprise me that they were also shortchanging artists who probably detest Trump’s politics while using their music at his rallies.

It’s a question that I hope to ask Miller when I’m back on Capitol Hill in Washington D.C.

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