Rooster in Review: Ohio State hires French pervert to replace Yale Law dipshit at conservative make-work center
Ohio State's bastion of conservative thought has hired a gentleman named Stéphane to replace homegrown weirdo Christopher Green.
Earlier today, The Rooster exclusively reported on Ohio State demoting the Yale Law-educated Christopher Green after his bizarre lying to university police about his colleague’s vicious assault on a curious cameraman.
Green’s university biography no longer lists him as the Associate Director of the Chase Center, Ohio State’s legislatively-mandated make-work institute for lightweight conservative thinkers who can’t compete in the free market of ideas.
That’s not a coincidence, as new hire Stéphane Lavertu is currently listed as the “Incoming Associate Director / Professor of Public Policy” at the Chase Center.
He certainly looks the part:
Lavertu testified in favor of SB-1, the legislation that mandated the creation of right-wing “intellectual diversity centers” at Ohio’s public universities.
He also appeared on notorious homewrecker John Fortney’s state-sanctioned propaganda podcast that generated a staggering 369 views on YouTube over the past 10 months:
With juice like that, it’s hard to believe the Chase Center is trying to bribe the first 47(!) students to write essays for money, or that, according to multiple Ohio State sources, it’s working to mandate its coursework as requisites for graduating as a way to inflate its numbers to siphon more money from the State Legislature’s General Fund.
With intellectual leadership like this, it’s hard to believe that Ohio is hemorrhaging citizens everywhere outside the Maoist den that is Columbus.
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This week in Ohio Man…
Hilltop Husband has gotten into birding lately. I had never considered how many birds I encounter in a current day until she started “catching” them on her handy phone app. But I had always had respect for the owl, one of the most noble creatures in nature (as well as Brian Jacques’ fantasy writing).
But I could only imagine the lightweight terror that one Ohio Man must have felt when one swooped down upon him while enjoying a 13-mile training run.
From Laurel Stone of fox8.com:
YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio (WKBN) — Did you know it’s owl mating season right now in Ohio? Neither did Joe Vanek — until one landed on his shoulder during a run through Mill Creek Park.
Vanek was around 13 miles into a training run this weekend, following a trail on the west side of Lake Cohasset in Mill Creek Park. He paused for a moment at the top of a hill to catch his breath when a barred owl decided his shoulder would make for a nice perch.
I don’t know everything, but I do know that an owl landing on my shoulder for a selfie on this forthcoming bike ride would fix all my problems.
This week in The Rooster…
It was another brisk week of business at The Rooster, featuring commentary from Gretta Gallows, a new education-based freelancer only made possible thanks to the Patriots Caucus:
From School Board to House seat: The other Columbus Promise.“ Former Columbus City Schools Board president Michael Cole shows that the right kind of failure in Columbus can lead to political promotions, while Jimmy Haslam eyes profiteering on a park in the city’s poorest neighborhoods.
The March Mailbag is here. Answering the readership’s burning questions about John Fortney, having children, and yes—another “growing up in Marion” story.
Leaked ledger: Sheriff Richard Jones, call your office! A leaked ICE ledger shows the Butler County Sheriff’s department has made $750 million from arresting “alien children” despite having no juveniles in its jail. Plus, 10 deputies have billed $12k+ a month to federal taxpayers for “overtime/ICE assistance” on top of their regular salary. It’s graft all the way down!
Ohio State’s make-work center demotes Yale Law dipshit after lying to police about viral Nutty Professor assault. Professor Christopher Green is no longer listed as the Associate Director of the Salmon P. Chase Center. His performance in the aftermath of the viral Nutty Professor assault explains why.
We’ll do it at the same time and place next week.
Until then… stay frosty, my friends!
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LOL the freaks have been watching.... 435 views on Fortney's show as of today.
An owl on your shoulder?!?!?! Holy forkin’ shirtballs! At Highbanks, I once saw a barred owl swoop at a running woman’s pony tail, mistaking it for a squirrel tail.