I took you advise and bought the soul snatcher. (Hope you got some cash from Bezos for that one) I accidentally called it the soul sucker after the first use and my commie girlfriend said either name was acceptable. Her first words to me (when she had a breath) wet “ don’t you dare move your f*ing hand” now on Amazon looking for a better waterproof mattress pad.
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I took you advise and bought the soul snatcher. (Hope you got some cash from Bezos for that one) I accidentally called it the soul sucker after the first use and my commie girlfriend said either name was acceptable. Her first words to me (when she had a breath) wet “ don’t you dare move your f*ing hand” now on Amazon looking for a better waterproof mattress pad.