Ohio Republican legislator latest politician to get horny on main
State Rep. Tim Barhorst appears to have a connoisseur's eye for MILFs, bikini-clad babes, and nude TV and movie scenes.
The Rooster takes pride in going where most legacy outlets are too scared to tread in the never-ending quest to illuminate Ohio’s political sewers.
For example, back in Oct. 2023, The Rooster broke the news of Franklin County Republican Auditor candidate Jarrod M. Golden being a habitual “liker” of MILF-centric content:
Franklin County voters didn’t reward Golden’s public horniess despite incumbent Auditor Michael “Da Gawd” Stinziano never mustering the courage to declare his official stance on MILFs.
Sadly, it’s been harder to judge a politician’s horniness—a key metric for any serious voter—since Twitter owner Elon Musk, the ketamine-addicted, viruently racist South African billionaire, made “likes” private in June 2024.
We had to wait 13 months before Franklin County Democratic Party chairman Mike “Big Sexy” Sexton showed that online horniess is perhaps America’s last bipartsan issue by exposing himself as an appreciator of Kim Kardashian and fat-assed Latinas.
By now, it doesn’t take an astute observer to understand where this train is headed.
And I assume anybody squeamish about that destination has already scrolled to the next feature in today’s dispatch.
Because it’s with deep pleasure and equal regret that The Rooster can exclusively report the horny politician drought ended last night thanks to State Rep. Tim Barhorst (R-Fort Loramie).
The biography section on Barhorst’s Twitter account describes him as the conservative State Representative from Ohio House District 85.
Barhorst follows 1,668 accounts, including The Rooster, though that might change whenever the Representative checks his phone for the first time today.
Because at least three of Barhorst’s follows are explicitly pornographic:
Moms Gone Bad, which “celebrates the natural beauty of MILFs.”
Bikinis and Babes, which is self-explanatory.
Faptuary, which describes itself with a parody quote about masturbation from “Obi-Wank Kenobi” and curates clips of naked women from famous and not-so-famous movies and TV shows.
Out of those accounts’ roughly 1.6 million followers, Barhorst is the only state legislator that follows one, let alone all three.
After publication, Barhorst provided the following statement to The Rooster:
Mr. Rooster,
I hope this text finds you doing well!
As to your article today, I appreciate you possibly identifying that I have a political enemy actively after me and that apparently I have no clue about how Twitter X works.
I was not aware of any of the inappropriate X accounts and that somehow they were on my follow list. I do not actively seek out such material.
I do get almost all of my news and daily events from X. Lately, more and more inappropriate material pops up unsolicited by myself.
The reason, I do not know, but I am a sports fan as my main outlet from politics, so there must be an algorithm. I assure my district and my colleagues that I did not knowingly follow such material.
I have perused the 1600 X accounts I apparently follow. I have removed these 3 already and will be more educated on the Cat Phishing that is possible.
Sincerely, Rep. Tim Barhorst
Frankly, it could have gone worse when discussing a prominent Ohio Republican’s pornographic tastes.
If this had been State Rep. Gary Click (R-Vickery), for example, you’d probably be reading those revelations in a federal criminal indictment if the FBI ever took my advice and checked the pastor’s hard drives.
The Rooster, to be clear, does not mean to kink-shame Rep. Barhorst. He’s never been the Holy Roller-type of Republican obsessed with how consenting adults entertain themselves behind closed doors.
And I’d like to think my marriage to Hilltop Husband shows that I, too, often revel in the natural beauty of MILFs.
I’m hopeful that Barhorst will appreciate how today’s humor fits within The Rooster’s proprietary business model, and that his understanding allows us to continue an otherwise friendly relationship based in our perverse love for Buckeye football.
We’ve all been horny, Representative!
Some of us even for babes in bikinis and/or foxy mothers.
Hell, I’m 39-years-old and still remember seeing my first pair of honkers during Titanic as an 11-year-old while seated between my mother and grandmother at the iconic Palace Theater in Marion.
In retrospect, it’s probably best that I couldn’t run home, dial onto the internet via a 56K modem, learn about the mystical concept of “sex” on Wikipedia and follow a Twitter account that posted Kate Winslet’s breasts at the top of every hour.
The key is to keep those base impulses as far away as possible from of a Twitter account linked to your duties as a public official.
Maybe I should start offering consulting services.
Rep. Rodney Creech expected to suspend Senate campaign months after declaring it’s normal for an underwear-clad dad to get in bed with his teenage daughter on numerous occasions
Bitter political foes State Rep. Rodney Creech (R-West Alexandria) and State Rep. Phil Plummer (R-Vandalia) were expected to bring the fireworks in a bitterly contested primary to replace term-limited State Senator Steve Huffman (R-Tipp City) in the Ohio Senate’s 5th District.
Creech and Plummer were at the center of one of the premier scandals in the Ohio Legislature in 2025, when Plummer tipped the Ohio Bureau of Criminal Investigations about Creech’s daughter leveling allegations of sexual misconduct against his future political opponent.
The allegations involved a drunken Creech, wearing only his tight, white underwear, staggering into his teenage daughter’s bed on numerous ocassions, one of which ended with her claiming to have felt his “erect penis” pressing against her body.
The BCI nor any other law enforcement agency ever charged Creech with any crime, though Ohio House Speaker Matt Huffman (R-Lima) stripped Creech of his committee assignments—duties he has yet to retain eight months later.
According to a well-placed source, Creech informed influential supporters on Monday that he would be suspending his campaign. Creech has yet to make his decision public.
That news came as a shock to me, given that Creech launched his Senate campaign in the face of those allegations, citing them as a political hit job in typical MAGA Republican parlance.
In a bust-up from 2025 which started outside The Peanut Shoppe in downtown Columbus and that you can view above, Creech admitted to getting into bed, while wearing only underwear, with his teenage daughter on numerous occasions.
He defended those actions as normal fatherly behavior because nothing criminal occurred.
A Plummer-supporting consultant, anticipating the bare-knuckled brawl against Creech, purchased that bust-up video for fair market value late last year.
Given Creech’s defiance, I expected nothing short of a nuclear-level event to deter him from his Senate ambitions.
The well-placed source, however, said Creech was driven to pull the plug due to “lack of fundraising.”
I’ll be sure to ask Creech for myself in a couple weeks when Ohio’s most profane circus returns to the Statehouse.
Until then, I’d like to think I’m the biggest loser in the wake of this news.
When it comes to Republican-on-Republican violence, my brain works in a similar fashion to Rep. Barhorst’s when a resplendent, scantily-clad MILF graces the silver screen
“The Top 10 attack mailers from Ohio’s nastiest Republican primary” would have done crazy things for The Business Line if Creech hadn’t gone woke when the going got tough.
That cowardice is the latest example of Republicans shitting on the patriotic small business owners they claim to hold dear to their hearts.
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