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Rooster in Review: Enter Methane lobbyist
All signs are pointing to former Congressman Tim Ryan entering the gubernatorial race with a former Statehouse leader as his likely running mate.
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D.J. Byrnes
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Ohio's school bus scam
It's one of the biggest disgraces about living in Ohio.
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D.J. Byrnes
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Erica Crawley is not serious
The Franklin County Commissioner has offered us insight into how she operates when she thinks nobody is looking. And none of it is good.
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D.J. Byrnes
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The Sherrod shuffle
Sherrod Brown wants to return to America's retirement home, Tim Ryan looms over the governor's race, and Ted Cruz will hopefully bring his loser ways to…
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D.J. Byrnes
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Vivek Ramaswamy's possible Lieutenant Governors, ranked
Will the notorious conman choose the Christian fascist or the lawyer loaf of Wonderbread? And why it won't be Third Place Frank LaRose.
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D.J. Byrnes
Rooster in Review: Happy Birthday to the notorious conman!
Vivek Ramaswamy turns 40 on Saturday, and he'll celebrate with 50 of the freakiest Ohio Republicans at a swanky German Village establishment on Friday…
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D.J. Byrnes
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Ross Bjork is the future of Ohio State football
Ohio State's pitiful game-day enhancements are secondary to the ultimate goal of bilking the program's pay pigs for every penny.
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D.J. Byrnes
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The aggressive mystery couple from the Erica Crawley crash out, revealed
Columbus City Councilman Nick Bankston arrived on the crash scene before first responders. He later told cops that he and his wife just happened to be…
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D.J. Byrnes
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Inside baseball
Politicians will usually do what's best for themselves.
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D.J. Byrnes
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What do Columbus residents gain from their local officials taking free apartheid vacations?
It's an honest question that the county prosecutor and select county commissioners and city council members should have to answer.
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D.J. Byrnes
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The Cincy brawl outrage ain't genuine
"Holly the working mother," turned out to be a Russian national who fled the country before being "in contact" with Ohio's leading Republican…
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D.J. Byrnes
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July 2025

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