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Rooster in Review: Let's hit the bricks
The Rooster looks ahead toward a much-needed holiday weekend.
20 hrs ago • D.J. Byrnes
Jimmy Haslam rubs Central Ohio Democrats' face in it
Fresh off a $50 million backroom deal with Franklin County and Columbus Democrats, MAGA oligarch Jimmy Haslam and other rancid perverts are rolling out…
May 22 • D.J. Byrnes
Ohio Republicans' one weird trick
Secretary of State Frank LaRose appears ready to unlock new levels of embarrassing debasement for one last savory lick of Donald Trump's loafers.
May 21 • D.J. Byrnes
Ohio Medicaid fraud allegations are based on a fraud's fraudulent work
"Cuckoo for coco puffs" remarked one longtime Statehouse lobbyist subjected to Medicaid fraud testimony from the Daily Wire's propagandist Luke Rosiak.
May 20 • D.J. Byrnes
It sure looks like Music Man's paramour did some light credit card fraud
Instacart records obtained by The Rooster indicate Congressman Max Miller's girlfriend ordered thousands of dollars in groceries to his Ohio home and…
May 18 • D.J. Byrnes
Rooster in Review: Fraudsters of a feather
The Republicans claim to be working very hard to fix the widespread Medicaid fraud that their party let fester.
May 15 • D.J. Byrnes
OPERS laughed Vivek Ramaswamy's anti-woke business partner out of the room
Would you believe the anti-woke business partner of notorious conman Vivek Ramaswamy was leagues out of his depth in a room of seasoned investment…
May 15 • D.J. Byrnes
The Rooster's May Mailbag
Why does Speaker Matt Huffman need an alibi for April 19, 1995? Is Jon Husted really that dumb? And can Dr. Amy Acton really win? All those…
May 14 • D.J. Byrnes
The fossil fuel foray
Plus, Ohio Republicans smash the "Somali hysteria" button once again as Donald Trump continues to flounder.
May 13 • D.J. Byrnes
Ohio State's series of unfortunate events
Key university figures claimed they were unaware of Dr. Richard Strauss' systemic sexual abuse against Buckeye student-athletes. But that ignores their…
May 11 • D.J. Byrnes
Rooster in Review: Wages of Sin
It's not looking good for The Ohio State University and Congressman Music Man. That much is for sure.
May 8 • D.J. Byrnes
🚨🚨🚨 Ohio State survivors finger the nuclear codes 🚨🚨🚨
Sources say the survivors stand ready to "detonate a nuclear bomb" inside Ohio State's flagship athletic program ahead of a scheduled trial in October.
May 7 • D.J. Byrnes
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