It sure looks like Music Man's paramour did some light credit card fraud
Instacart records obtained by The Rooster indicate Congressman Max Miller's girlfriend ordered thousands of dollars in groceries to his Ohio home and D.C. apartment on her ex-husband's credit card.
It’s not looking good for Ohio Congressman Max “Music Man” Miller (R-Bay Village).
Even in the best of times, he would be the most vulnerable Congressional Republican incumbent in Ohio heading into November’s pivotal General Election.
Miller has battled cocaine and steroid allegations for the past 18 months while “hating his life” as a divorced dad on Capitol Hill, according to multiple federal sources.
It’s somehow only gotten worse from there.
Last month, at the Medina County Friends & Neighbors meeting, Miller was the subject of a viral bust-up about the Epstein Files, in which he looked like a newborn puppy about to be bulldozed by a Ford F-350 at 103 mph:
He’s also being sued for defamation by the doctor involved in a road rage incident where Miller fabricated several details in an angry video he immediately posted to social media.
But that’s not all!
Earlier this month, after exchanging insults in court filings, Miller’s ex-wife, Emily Moreno, shared photographs with The Daily Mail of Miller’s domestic abuse, the latest alleged violent incident in Miller’s history with women going back to the time he pushed a female student down the stairs at Shaker Heights High School.
Miller, a multimillionaire thanks to his family’s generational wealth, responded in his traditional manner by paying his fixer to try to bully the victim into silence.
Miller is currently suing his ex-wife for defamation, a hilarious gambit that could lead to him being deposed before the November election.
It’d be a perilous position for the Congressman, given that depositions can go anywhere.
For example, Miller could be asked, under oath, if he’s aware that his girlfriend, Jaclyn Faith Alatrash, likely committed credit card fraud when she ordered $2,887.39 of groceries to Miller’s Bay Village home and Congressional apartment in Washington, D.C on her ex-husband’s credit card.
The Rooster broke the story on Miller’s new love interest in Alatrash, a registered nurse and amateur bodybuilder, on March 25.
A day later, The Rooster published pictures showing Alatrash making racist statements about Black people in Shaker Heights and celebrating her 32nd birthday with Miller, while both were still technically married to their now exes.
Yet documents show that, starting on Sept. 29, 2025 and most recently on Jan. 6, 2026, Alatrash ordered thousands of dollars in deliveries to Miller’s two residences through Instacart on her ex-husband’s credit card.
The spending didn’t stop there, either.
Records indicate Alatrash also spent heavily on her parents, Faisha and Gada Alatrash, who were both convicted and sentenced for defrauding the Cleveland Region Transit Authority in 2010.
A contemporaneous report from Cleveland 19 referred to them as a “modern-day Bonnie & Clyde.”
Instacart records indicate Alatrash ordered a staggering $7,662.78 in groceries for her parents over the period between Sept. 4, 2025 and Jan. 6, 2026.
The Rooster can confirm that the Shaker Heights Police Department is currently investigating the matter.
In Miller’s defense, it’s possible he had no knowledge of the funding for the groceries that appeared on his doorstep. He might have thought it was nothing more than his girlfriend doing an act of kindness for a generationally wealthy multimillionaire.
But as Miller could soon find out, these are the kinds of doors that can open unexpectedly in depositions.
And at the very least, he won’t be smiling if a reporter ever asks him about these allegations during the height of election season.
The Rooster will have more as this story develops.
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