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“There's no answer that makes him look good.”
The Rooster broke the news on Friday night to stick it to Vivek Ramaswamy's team.
Dec 8 • 
D.J. Byrnes
Rooster in Review: Tiberi Endgame
It's not looking good for Les Wexner's personal lawyer, John Zeiger.
Dec 5 • 
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When survivors strike back
With a personal shoutout to Colleen Marshall of NBC4.
Dec 5 • 
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Inside the Ohio Democratic Congressional heist
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The commencement fiasco emails Ohio State didn't want you to see
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Embattled Buckeye beat writers face new allegations of pilfering pay from players
Apr 9 • D.J. Byrnes
Why is Jeff Epstein's best friend still calling shots in Columbus?
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Where is Leslie Wexner?
With Ohio's premier teenage lingerie salesman avoiding subpoena service, his personal lawyer is on the hook during Thursday's meeting of the Ohio State…
Dec 4 • 
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The Rooster's December Mailbag
But first... a quick shout for our beautiful teachers!
Dec 3 • 
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Somebody get The Hague on the line
Ohio is heavily invested in a defense contractor that can't outproduce Ukrainian garage tinkerers.
Dec 1 • 
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Keep talking, conman
Vivek Ramaswamy, in his quest to promise everything to everybody during his gubernatorial campaign, will continue to provide fodder for his critics on…
Nov 28 • 
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All the news unfit to print
Why I'll never vote for a Republican judge, Music Man accosts a well-known Republican after an event honoring his wife, and Vivek Ramaswamy's mystery…
Nov 26 • 
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In the end, Tim Ryan proved his critics right
Plus, a notorious conman eyes a potential move to a squalid shanty in an affluent Columbus suburb.
Nov 24 • 
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Tim Ryan comes to his senses, aborts gubernatorial dreams
It was a smart business decision that Ryan only came to this week, according to multiple sources.
Nov 21 • 
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