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If it's a lie, then we fight on that lie
Dr. Amy Acton continues to tread water, Josh Williams' DUI story doesn't add up, and pain is in the forecast for the ostensible bedrock of the "new…
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Rooster in Review: It's all about psychic damage
It's always a good day when you can psychologically damage the notorious con artist currently running for governor.
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Welcome to the June Mailbag
Answering the readership's burning questions as we ease into a long-awaited break on Capitol Square.
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Righteous Buckeyes: Inside the Life Surge scam taking America by storm
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Operation Desperado: The long con of Vivek Ramaswamy
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The commencement fiasco emails Ohio State didn't want you to see
 • D.J. Byrnes and Max Littman
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Embattled Buckeye beat writers face new allegations of pilfering pay from players
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Sherrod Brown shows he's never had a boss
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Music Man moves on: Here's Max Miller's latest love interest
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🚨Vivek Ramaswamy hosting fundraiser with former abortion provider🚨
The Republican gubernatorial frontrunner's grassroots Christian problem just got worse.
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Rejoice! The State Legislature can't hurt us until September
But of course, ill-gotten legislative supermajorities aren't enough for these losers. They have to try to seal public records in the dead of night, too.
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The Elites know nothing
We should remember a better world is possible, as the State Legislature won't be able to hurt us until September at the earliest after today.
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The curious case of the Congressman's road rage
In my opinion, Congressman Miller is lying his bony little ass off about a road rage incident that earned him national attention last week.
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🚨Ohio State football blogger Kirk Barton allegedly killed a man in a DUI crash 🚨
Barton and his customized Ford Raptor were involved in a fatal DUI crash in Dublin early Saturday morning, according to local law enforcement officials.
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Rooster in Review: Republican-on-Republican violence!!!
Plus, a second Ohio man has been accused of participating in the 1994 Rwandan genocide.
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Republicans go for the throat
As expected, Ohio Republicans will look to limit Congressional Democrats to the state's three biggest counties in the redistricting process set to kick…
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