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Rooster in Review: Two years off the sauce
Celebrating two years without alcohol as an Ohio thief learns an important lesson about how motors work.
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D.J. Byrnes
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Oh, these guys are desperate
Governor Grandpa Sleepy Tea looks to bewilder the average hog voter. The Supreme Court bends reality to placate business interests. And the hunt begins…
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D.J. Byrnes
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Welcome to Hog City
Ohio's hog voters are set to teach the state's Republican junta one final lesson.
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Ohio State's drug-fueled Bitcoin shame starts at the top
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Welcome to the Heat Dome
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Local Democrats appoint a bunch of Republicans, act surprised at anti-worker results
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Who is D.J. Byrnes?
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The circus never sleeps
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Alleged drunk driver and occasional Columbus School Board member pens highly illegal anti-union manifesto
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Goodnight, Sleepy Joe
Joe Biden saves himself from a humiliating end to his career, and Ohio Republicans better prepare for another lesson from the state's hog voters.
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D.J. Byrnes
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Always remember to lock your Venmo
J.D. Vance learns a hard lesson, GOP hobgoblins already lobbying for his seat, Frank LaRose asked to deal with the so-called Election Integrity Network…
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D.J. Byrnes
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The game remains the same
Shayla Favor set for ethically dubious fundraiser, national Democrats scapegoat Ohio to close ranks around Sleepy Joe Biden, and Columbus Police went to…
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We gotta beat this nerd
The one benefit to a Trump win would be Vance becoming a national embarrassment rather than one that can solely be blamed on Ohio.
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D.J. Byrnes
A game of inches
You almost have to admire the lifetime luck of Donald Trump.
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D.J. Byrnes
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Rooster in Review: Finally, some good news
Opioid overdose deaths hit an eight-year low in the Buckeye State as some experts credit the cartels for banning fentanyl from their product.
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D.J. Byrnes
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Here comes the hillbilly cosplayer
JD Vance gets vice presidential momentum, LifeWise Academy has another sketchy hire, and ol' Larry Obhof could lend the Secretary of State some…
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