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The Best Bust Ups of 2024

Merry Christmas from The Rooster

This year's most popular Rooster dispatches

🚨 The Rooster is suing Ohio State 🚨

Rooster in Review: Yin and Yang

The Rooster Blueprint

Rooster Late Edition: It could have been worse

Bon Voyage to the 135th General Assembly

Lame Duck Luau

Your December Mailbag

Get in the car, loser

Rooster in Review: Endgame

Never look behind the curtain

When the bill comes due

The art of the deal

Where the gremlins sleep

How Slapshot Stole Christmas

Rooster in Review: Won't somebody think of the Legislators?

Je Suis Scabby the Rat

The full-court press

Break the chains

The Rooster's 2024 Sloopys Ballot

Weak men create hard times

Rooster in Review: Black Friday

Frank LaRose is still campaigning for Senate!

No soup for you!

The Lame Duck Turkey Trot

Into the darkness

Inside the idiotic implosion that led to Matt Huffman's coronation

During the school day

And then there were two

🚨 We have a devil's three-way, folks 🚨

Here comes the boom

Rooster in Review: Sherrod Brown leaves the door open

The arrogance of it all

Whispers on the wind

The slaughterhouse never sleeps

Let's Lame Duck, binch!

What could go wrong?

Rooster in Review: We go again

TGIF ☠️

πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ Dead man walking πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ

Requiem of the hog

November Mailbag: Election Extravaganza

Get in the crystal

Rooster in Review: Your brain on right-wing media

Game respects game

The squeaky wheel

Tears of a troll

Rooster in Review: Losers of a feather

The case for the disillusioned vote

Welcome to the October Mailbag

Death of a dynasty

Pumpkin Show Pushin'

You can't be talking like that, Boss Baby

Why Brian Hartline is my favorite type of Trump supporter

Rooster in Review: Private equity lessons with Red Lobster Lover Joe

The call of the hogs

Five Ohio House campaigns worthy of your money

The time for transit is now

Hogs in Control

Westerville leads the way

Welcome to the September Mailbag

Rooster in Review: Boss Baby just can't help himself

Here comes the home stretch

Here's the Trump Campaign's J.D. Vance dossier

There's nothing abnormal about Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski

So this is how gerrymandering dies?

Reaping the whirlwind

Columbus should have listened to Connor Goodwolf

No one man should have all that power

Rooster in Review: Rules for thee

When the bill comes due

In this game, you have to know how to hate

The Browns got the pest they deserved

Rooster Review: City of Kings dreamin'

Addiction only leads to destruction

The foreign money implosion

Welcome to the August Mailbag

Time and change will surely show

The games we play

Jack Windsor, an alleged reporter, is a woman-beating hack

Operation Desperado: The long con of Vivek Ramaswamy

I love the smell of desperation in the morning

8 things every Ohioan should know about Cleveland politics

What justice looks like

Rooster in Review: Tales from the crypt

Ballot Board Boogie

The dance of the lizard cabal

It was all good just a week ago

The game done changed

Rooster in Review: You can't talk like that, Boss Baby

Skeletons in the closet

When they go low

What does JobsOhio do, exactly?

Rooster in Review: Here comes legal weed

The shame of it all

The Hog Tribunal is open for business

Welcome to the July Mailbag

The game is the game

Rooster in Review: Two years off the sauce

Oh, these guys are desperate

Welcome to Hog City

Goodnight, Sleepy Joe

Always remember to lock your Venmo

The game remains the same

We gotta beat this nerd

A game of inches

Rooster in Review: Finally, some good news

Here comes the hillbilly cosplayer

With friends like these

Back in the saddle and ready to ride

The hog swan song

Columbus' corporate landlord problem

Rooster in Review: Friday Night Special

May God have mercy on us all

When the Big Show comes to town

What happened to shame?

Betsy DeVos should get some hobbies like the rest of us

How deep it went

The Rooster's June Mailbag

Welcome to the Heat Dome

Rooster in Review: Hogs run wild

Comedy ain't legal in the State Senate

Elections have consequences, as they say

Wealthy schools have a duty, too

For all that's obscene

Shady Statehouse Suspects: Rep. Al Cutrona and the Dream European Vacation

The death rattle of robot art

First, the anti-trans hysteria accidentally came for a cisgender girl

Rooster in Review: Blood of Tyrants

Local Democrats appoint a bunch of Republicans, act surprised at anti-worker results

Better late than never?

Rooster in Review: We've gone national, folks

Tick tick tick, Sleepy Tea!

The Rooster's May Mailbag

Alleged drunk driver and occasional Columbus School Board member pens highly illegal anti-union manifesto

It's time to end the menace known as Taco Fest

Rooster in Review: Conglomerates can't keep getting away with it!

Stop! He's already dead!

A method to the madness

Here comes the fun

Always expect the worst in Ohio politics

Ohio State's drug-fueled Bitcoin shame starts at the top

Inside the worst Ohio State commencement speech ever

With friends like these

A game of millimeters

An easy lesson in crisis communications

Rooster in Review: That escalated quickly

How to carry a vendetta

Rooster Quarterly Mailbag: April 2024

Well, when you put it like that...

Rooster in Review: Columbus cops keep criming

Blood in the street

We used to be a proper country

I biked to Cincinnati and all I got was this stupid blog post

Rooster in Review: Cincinnati bound

The circus never sleeps

The State of the State

The Cosmos went crazy with that Eclipse

Today's Rooster will arrive tomorrow

Rooster in Review: You can bike anywhere if you're dumb enough

Bonfire of the Vanity

Cleveland should tell the Browns to kick rocks

Rooster in Review: You can't talk like that, war criminal

The sinecure shuffle

Good lord, Cuyahoga County!

Who is D.J. Byrnes?

And now comes the Prince of Darkness

Your 2024 Ohio Primary Autopsy

It's called 'party raiding,' folks

Rooster in Review: Beware, the Ides of March

Deep thoughts with Allan Block

The Country Club's last stand

Get a load of Portage County Sheriff Bruce Zuchowski

Rooster in Review: The Duality of Ohio Man

The State of the Union

The final countdown

When the freaks come home to roost

Rooster in Review: The Jon Husted Botox Sale

What can Botox do for you?

And sometimes, decades happen in weeks

The power of "Sir"

How to party like a Republican

A small step for justice in Franklin County

Happy President's Day from The Rooster!

Rooster in Review: Joe Biden can't run forever!

What Holy Rollin' is all about

It's all in the game, right?

🚨Emergency Rooster: Dusty Dave Yost finally does something useful for once in is life 🚨

Rooster in Review: Look what running for Congress does to your brain!

The circus will continue until morale improves

Another day in the mud

A time to kill

Rooster in Review: Man, sure seems like the cops love selling drugs

From Friend to Foe: The devolution of Frank LaRose on LGBTQ rights

The Rooster's Quarterly Mailbag: January 2024

Y'all wanna see Governor Sleepy Tea run like a bug?

Rooster in Review: Daniel Kalmbach is the gift that keeps giving

These losers won't even defend their children

Why so serious?

A conversation with Casey Weinstein

Rooster in Review: A week in phenomenal content

Get a load of Daniel Kalmbach, a carpetbagging fake farmer running for the Ohio House

Inside the most brutal Republican primary in Ohio

Rooster in Review: We're back, baby!

In Ohio politics, the bullies usually win

Good riddance to my old friend Jena Powell

The Proud Boys don't seem that proud at all

This Week in The Columbus Way

🎢 Back to life, back to reality... 🎢